Hororscope:

Pisces ((February 19 – March 20)

In an effort to find true love you buy a puppy.  After two weeks of soiling your best shoes and chewing up your furniture, the puppy runs off with your best friend.

jokes:

License to ill

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

fUnquotes:

I have opinions of my own – strong opinions – but I don’t always agree with them”.

U.S. President, George Bush