"The police said when they got there, she was hovering over Tiger. Hovering is never good. You know who hovered? Mohammad Ali hovered when he knocked Sonny Listen out. "
Wanda Sykes, 2009
"Tiger Woods is so rich that he has lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one."
Anonymous
On Tiger's Extramarital Affairs
"How could Tiger cheat on his wife? She's a Swedish model who's a perfect 19. Thats a ten with a nine iron."
Jay Leno, 2009
"Researchers have found that 83% of children who watch tv regularly can recognize Tiger Woods if you show them his picture. That's good because he might be their father." - -
Conan O' Brien, 2009
